”Women don’t belong in sci-fi”
”Women aren’t funny”
”Nobody wants to see ensemble women comedies”
”Women can’t write good action stories”
”Women can’t direct good movies”
”Women aren’t good authors”
”Women can’t be action stars”
an important factual presentation by me
All the facts.
I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.
Click on the panels for translations.
an unexpected heist | modern au
Thorin Oakenshield is the wretched heir to a fortune that was robbed from him and left him orphaned. With the help of a motley crew of aspiring robbers and not-burglars, he plans an elaborate heist to reclaim what is rightfully his, but little does he and the company know of the craftiness of the wily tyrant Smaug.
(note | not pictured here due to technical reasons: gloin, bifur and oin)
Cold, shiny, hard, plastic.
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I get pumped around the end of August. WHAT YOU ARE SEEING IS RESTRAINT
Like congrats, you got back your mountain, but you also succeeded in waking the dragon and royally pissing him off.
at least you looked really majestic in that wheel-barrow.
this may actually be one of my favourite photosets on tumblr